Daddy: It’s time to play by yourself for a while, Laina.
Laina: But I’m only two years old!
Salads are for grown ups to eat.
I’m adult swimming! (as she’s “swimming” in her bathtub)
I just need to tell you three more questions….(then proceeds to ask the silliest questions–this is her new stall tactic before we turn out the lights at bedtime)
When I was born, I was a baby.